Sunday, August 8, 2021

Dick Orkin & Bert Berdis: Puffy Sleeves

 



Dick Orkin & Bert Berdis, creators of "Chickenman", in their series of 21 one-minute radio spots for Time magazine. (Negativland fans will recognize this material from the razor tape included in Crosley Bendix's radio essay "Crosley Bendix Discusses the Copyright Act" from Dead Dog Records, the album included with the book Fair Use).

Puffy Sleeves
Drug Store
Newsstand
Mistaken Identity
Cruise Ship
Lost & Found
Banana Boat
Stupid
Ripper
Airplane
Under the Blanket
Fuchi Manuli
Old Friends
Toll Booth
Wedding
Big Drip
The Locker
Debate
Farthingcramp
I'm Ready
Leaping

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David Bromberg Band: Reckless Abandon

 





General-purpose Southern boogie/blues/bluegrass outfit. (I needed the Bernie Kliban cover.)

I Want to Go Home
Stealin'
Medley: Sally Goodin / Old Joe Clark / Wheel Hoss
Child's Song
Mrs. Delion's Lament
Medley: Battle of Bull Run / Paddy on the Turnpike / Rover's Fancy
What a Town
Baby Breeze
Beware, Brother Beware
Nobody's Fault but Mine

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Monday, August 2, 2021

Brother International Corporation: Brother Takes You on an Adventure in Fashion with a Ball of Yarn and a Miraculous Brother Automatic Knitting Machine

 




Complete instructions for the setup and use of the Brother Automatic Knitting Machine. There's. A lot. Of empty space. Between instructions. And it's very. Relaxing. I was transfixed.

Instruction
Setting up the Knitter
Securing Machine to Table
Setting up Yarn Antenna
How to Assemble the Carriage
How to Thread Yarn
Preparing the Carriage for Knitting
How to Cast on Your First Row
Starting to Knit
How to Correct a Stitch or Rip a Row
How a Stitch Is Formed
How to Correct a Dropped Stitch
How to Bind Off
How to Rip
How to Knit with More than One Color
Pushbutton Pattern Keys

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Sunday, August 1, 2021

Luther Gehringer: Dopey Duncan in His Pennsylvania-Dutch Accent

 


Why is Fuji Puzzle Box such an important public resource? Because I listen to ancient stand-up comedy albums so you don't have to. Luther Gehringer, aka Dopey Duncan, radio star of Allentown, Pennsylvania since the days of the WSAN Barn Dance in 1939, leader of the Sun Valley Serenaders, former hillbilly comedian, entertainer of the troops in WWII, star of the Melvyn Douglas show, leader of Dopey Duncan and His Melody Rangers, Dopey Duncan and His Top Hats, Dopey Duncan and His Tophands [sic], and Dopey Duncan and His Manhattan Trio, performs before a live audience at Walp's Restaurant in Allentown in 1963, before an audience of screaming-squealing patrons who like so many tragic Americans in the post-war period had never before heard a joke.

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Various Artists: Accent on Accents No. 1

 



Thirteen American immigrants, all enrolled in the Workshop course in English for Foreigners at New York City’s Hunter College, take turns reading an Aesop fable in this dialect teaching record directed by Hunter staff Gertrude Walsh and L. Leo Taub. Bearing in mind that Walsh adapted the English text of the Aesop fable in order to sample as great a variety of phonemes as possible, some of her word choices are still a bit…interesting, and cut-and-paste artists will find much great raw material here.

English (USA): Gertrude Walsh
Spanish (Bolivia): Cecilia Guzman
Russian (Russia): Vladimir Lebedev
Dutch (Holland): Johanna Bobeldijk
Greek (Greece): James Costakis
German (Germany): Antonie M. Sinhart
Italian (Italy): Antonietta Barbiera
Viennese (Austria): Eugenie Ornstein
Polish (Poland): Irene Daniec
Hungarian (Hungary): Bela Kovach
Russian-Yiddish (Russia): Zivia Peskin
Japanese (Japan): Hinako K. Adler
Croatian (Yugoslavia): Grace Nicolich
French (France): Andre Divet

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Thursday, July 29, 2021

Paul Mills: Speak Well

 












Now let's practice our "S", "Z", and "SH" sounds. Repeat after me: "Zena said to Sasha that she was going to slice the tape with a razor, to make the exercise announcers say stupid shit."

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Wednesday, July 28, 2021

Paul Lavalle: Music for Twirling

 



Continuous marching band music for your teenager circa 1965 to twirl to in competition.

The Fairest of the Fair
The Hippodrome
The National Emblem
Under the Double Eagle
Semper Fidelis
The Liberty Bell
The King Cotton
The Band of America
Invercargill
Washington Post
Hands Across the Sea
The High School Cadets
The Second Connecticut Regiment March
The Stars and Stripes

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Various Artists: Dance, Be Happy!


 

Really, nobody needs this. Colorful cover though.

Percy Faith What Is This Thing Called Love?"
Boyd Raeburn "Sweet Sue—Just You"
Xavier Cugat "Mambo No. 5"
Les Elgart "Ain’t She Sweet"
Sammy Kaye "Harbor Lights"
Claude Thornhill "Under the Willow Tree"
Benny Goodman "You Brought a New Kind of Love to Me"
Paul Weston "My Silent Love"
Art Van Damme "I Married an Angel"
Duke Ellington "Suburban Beauty"
Belmonte "Cha-Cha Lament"
Les Brown "A Fine Romance"

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Tuesday, July 27, 2021

Various Artists: Voices of Lynchburg

 



In 1907 Jack Daniel, founder and owner of the distillery bearing his name, was childless and in failing health. He gave the distillery to two of his nephews, one of which, Lem Motlow, bought out his partner and ran the company for 40 years. They survived the Temperance movement, state prohibition, nationwide prohibition, and a complete production shutdown from 1942 to 1946 when the war precipitated a corn shortage. When Lem died in 1947, ownership of the company went to his children Robert, Reagor, Dan, Conner, and Mary. The Brown-Forman Corporation bought Jack Daniel's in 1956, and the same year they created the Tennessee Squire Association, an invitation-only club whose members would be sent periodic J.D. souvenirs in the mail—a deed to a one-square-foot plot of land on distillery property, a twist of tobacco, rubbing stones, leather luggage tags, sassafras root, black-eyed peas, etc.

Over decades they produced several private-press records for their members, including three albums of folk songs sung by Winifred Smith, two albums by the "Jack Daniel's Original Silver Cornet Band", a single by Louis Lunley, and this spoken word album featuring recordings of residents of Lynchburg, Tennessee, where the distillery is headquartered. The interviewees are a small clique of relatives and friends, including three Motlow family members, and it would be hard to get the classification "documentary" to stick here (their chat about bootlegging, fishing, and whittling puts it firmly in the category of "guys sitting around bullshitting"); but Tom Motlow, 91-year-old former president of the local bank, tells a charming oral history.

The date of the record is uncertain, but it was released after the death of Tom Motlow in March 1969.

Around the Square
Moonshine—and Other Natural Phenomena...
Goin' Fishing
Whittlin'
A Country Banker

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Monday, July 26, 2021

Arthur "Red" Motley: Nothing Happens Until Somebody Sells Something


 

Arthur "Red" Motley was President of the U.S. Chamber of Commerce and publisher of "Parade" magazine, and he was a screamer. This deeply unpleasant (and sadly highly accurate) speech released on LP in 1960 is all about what it takes to sell shit to people.

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Johan Dalgas Frisch: Symphony of the Birds

 



MGM Records hit the craptacular event horizon in 1968 with this album of field recordings of birdcalls combined with slushy instrumental underscores. This is true perfection, from the slogan on the front "Sounds great in stereo" (it's mono) to the very name of the author of the liner notes on the back ("Faith Crumpacker"). My first thought was "Oh wow, this poor ornithologisthe risked life and limb in the jungles of Brazil to record these rare, exotic birdsongs, and THIS is what some record producer did with them?! He must have run in the opposite direction from the entire music business, screaming and flailing his arms!" Then I checked Discogs. (With my ongoing thanks to Brian Belovarac, who's provided so many of the records I've been unable to stop restoring and posting on my blog this month!)

Emperor Waltz
Sukiyaki
Medley: Branca / Morrer... Semter Amado
Santa Lucia
Medley: Blue Danube / Tales Of The Vienna Woods / Waves Of The Danube
Tico Tico
Waves Of The Danube
The Song From "Moulin Rouge" (Where Is Your Heart)
Luar Do Sertao
Loch Lomond
Vira Do Minho

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Jack Paar: Paar for Tonight

 



Brief promotional record sent to NBC-TV network affiliates in 1957 to promote the upcoming premiere of the new iteration of the "Tonight" show hosted by Jack Paar, "Paar for Tonight".

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Sunday, July 25, 2021

Enrico Caruso: Clairol Presents Enrico Caruso

 





"I know I can always smooth out too much curl, but I can't pull body out of the air when I'm trying to comb."

Introduction
Preliminary Steps
The Haircut
The Roller Pattern
The Combout
The Variations
The Conclusion

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