Thursday, September 25, 2025

Roger Flax: Clyde & Phyllis—A Musical Fantasy About the World's First Guitar Playing Elephant

 



A guitar-playing elephant falls in love with an ant! But they can never marry! He'll crush her! He weighs too much, you see. I wonder if there's a place they could go where weight would not be a problem. Spoiler alert, don't look at the cover. 

A tiny rock opera from 1969, surprisingly catchy songs, and cute as hell. Music, arrangements, and lyrics are by Roger Flax, who penned two sunshine pop favorites for Society's Children in 1968. None of the cast is credited. The narrator sounds like Iggy Pop and I want him to be Iggy Pop so therefore I'm going to say he's Iggy Pop.

Hello My Name Is Clyde
There Was a Zoo
The Sad Love Affair of Clyde & Phyllis
Poor Old Clyde
I'm Off to Cape Kennedy
A Tune About the Moon
Wake Up Clyde! I've Got Good News
We'll Float in Space Together

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Wednesday, September 24, 2025

Harald Walter: Deutscher Humor

 






Q: Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer?
A: Also dachte ich, hey, vielleicht liegt es an meiner Nadel.

Deutscher Humor
Aus de Schule Geplaudert
Über die Ehe
Missverstanden (Teil 1)
Missverstanden (Teil 2)
Die Freien Berufe
Die Polizei
Fremde Sprachen—Fremdes Denken
Höhere Mathematik
Abschiedsgruß

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Sesame Street: Sesame Street Fever

 




This is (surprise/no surprise) a really good disco album! Speaking as a guy who had the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack gifted to him at age six, and then Sesame Street Fever shortly thereafter, this one didn't have much of a shelf-life, not when I was already playing Ralph MacDonald's "Calypso Breakdown" every morning before walking four blocks to first grade. But while I imprinted on my musical parents SNF, and Gloria Gaynor's I Have a Right, and ABBA's Super Trouper, setting me up to be a lifelong dance head, this Sesame Street album just re-establishes what everyone who lived through the era knows: that disco is just damned happy (which is why "Doin' the Pigeon" is going to be in your next mix). I'm going to say without fear of contradiction that Larry Levan absolutely spun "Rubber Ducky" at the Paradise Garage. And as everyone at WFMU already knows, Barry Gibb's "Trash" is a great song about why we DJs do what we do. Boogie boogie boogie!

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Tuesday, September 23, 2025

Unknown Artists: Music of Northern Morocco Vol. 1

 




This, another loan from stalwart DJ pal Rich in Washington, has a somewhat twisted story behind it. When Rich found it, he had to add it to Discogs, as it had no listing; nor did label "Band Box Ethnological Music Series" or curator Binx Selby. I of course as an irascible (indomitable? obsessive? wrong-headed?) digger had to know more, and here's what I've dug up:

Band Box Records was a Denver label founded by a Transylvanian immigrant and former housewife, Vicki Morosan. She liked country and she didn't like rock and roll, but naturally her label (and, later, recording studio) became a nexus for local acts ranging from country to folk, pop, and deranged R&B instrumentals. Between 1957 and 1969 the label put out more than 150 45rpm records and a dozen-plus LPs, and they had nationwide distribution. There's no evidence of any other records in the "Band Box Ethnological Music Series", but the Denver address listed on the LP matches the 41st Ave. address of Band Box Studios, so this was definitely a one-off project of Morosan's label, labeled "Volume 1" and given its own ethnomusicological imprint in hopes that other volumes might follow. Our Binx Selby, it turns out, was a local, attending the University of Colorado when the LP was released in 1965.

Binx who? Howard "Binx" Selby III was a native of Tuscon, Arizona, born 1942-ish, and as a kid rocked Coke-bottle glasses and hand-me-down shoes three sizes too big that had the local guidance counselor convinced he'd not only never be normal but probably never even be literate. In time, though, this science fair winner developed into your basic genius with interests in chemistry and biology.

Arizona Daily Star, 8/28/1952, pg. 19 
Tuscon Citizen, 6/29/1961, pg. 28


After he graduated high school, the local gossip columnist provided regular reports as Binx traveled to Europe, sojourned in Africa, wielded cameras and a tape recorder, gathered lichens and bats, and taped local musicians. It was in Chefchaouen, The Blue Pearl of Morocco, that he recorded what became side one of his Band Box album, recording side two in port city Tetouan. He enrolled in the University of Colorado in Fall 1963, and tried and failed to take a home-built barge and colony of bees to Alaska through Canada.

Arizona Daily Star, 9/25/1962, pg. 9
Arizona Daily Star, 4/18/1963, pg. 27
Arizona Daily Star, 7/14/1963 pg. 14
Arizona Daily Star, 8/20/1963, pg. 9

Arizona Daily Star, 8/25/1963 pg. 16
Arizona Daily Star 8/10/1965 pg. 7

In June 1977 an AP story reported that his company PureCycle had developed a water filtration system that recycled all the water that normally left a household through the sewer, purifying it to a point where not only did it meet EPA drinking standards but it beat the purity of tap water in many American cities.

Toledo Ohio Blade 6/12/1977 pg. 38
Tucson Citizen "Ole!" section 6/18/1977 pg. 6-7


PureCycle was driven by a computer system of Binx's own design, and in 1974 a former IBM engineer founded a new company with Binx in Boulder, Colorado, NBI (the initials stood for "Nothing But Initials"). They designed and sold a word processing system that by 1981 was the #3 seller behind IBM and Lanier. 

Grand Rapids Press 3/15/1981 pg. 87


Binx is still alive at 82, living with his wife in Patagonia, Arizona. I'd like to ask him more about the creation of this album, but now probably isn't a good time to call; he's being sued by a Colorado couple who say that the water in a monastery he built in the hills outside Boulder was poisoned with arsenic and uranium.

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Sunday, September 21, 2025

Hubert J. Bernhard: The Christmas Star

 



From 1966 comes this classic educational record in which "...we find ourselves enmeshed in a net of historical confusion." We're hot on the trail of the Star of Bethlehem, and Hubert J. Bernhard, lecturer at the Morrison Planetarium in San Francisco, intends to find it, with the help of Scienceand every suspense cue in history of production music. (Hat tip to Richard Lindsay for the find!)

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Saturday, September 20, 2025

Archivist Power Hour: On Capturing Old Photos With Silvering

 

When I digitized my grandmother Esther’s archive this year, I had maybe 2000 photos to ingest, half of them loose, half in scrapbooks. Many of the black and white photos shot prior to 1920 suffered from silvering, the condition where the dark parts of a photo are obscured by a shiny reflective coating. Age and poor storage are to blame. A black and white photographic image, generally speaking, is metallic silver suspended in a gelatin on some backing (paper, metal, glass). All photos, unfortunately, live on Earth, where the atmosphere is full of water and horseshit: e.g. miscellaneous aerosolized acidic compounds. Over time the water and acids penetrate the gelatin, react with the metallic Ag, and yield Ag+ ions. The electrostatic force draws Ag+ to the surface. Air is also full of roaming electrons, and the Ag+ grabs those electrons and turns back to metallic silver, leaving a little mirror-puddle on the surface. Anything that accelerates this process—heat, humidity, more air, dirtier air—accelerates the silvering.

By experimenting and harvesting good background information from archivist blogs, and thanks to a lot of helpful advice from Samy’s Camera in Hollywood, I’ve come up with three methods of dealing with silvering: 

Grandma Esther



1)    SCAN & RETOUCH

This is the least effective method, but it works well with photos that are only lightly silvered. It requires a scanner and Photoshop. First scan the photo (the higher resolution the better—I always go to 1200dpi). Then, in Photoshop, under Adjustments...Hue/Saturation, select Global Colors (Master), then raise the saturation to +100. Next select only Cyans, and lower the saturation and lightness to -100. Next select only Blues, and do the same thing. You may have to repeat with the Magentas as well. Then select Global Colors (Master) and lower the saturation to -75 or -85 to return the tone to something like the original flavor of sepia.

The point of this process is to isolate the surface silver, which tends toward the blue/cyan part of the spectrum, and restore it to the dark tone it had before it got oxidized. When a photo is only lightly silvered, the results are fine. The heavier the silvering, however, the more obvious it will be in the processed image that the affected areas have been replaced by a series of black dots.

Great-Aunt Myrtle

 

2)    REPHOTOGRAPH WITH CROSS-POLARIZATION

This is highly effective and was my go-to method throughout the project. For this you’ll need a copy stand, two lights, polarization gels, a DSLR camera, and a lens with a polarization filter. 

My gear list:
•    Copy stand: I use an Impact PCSLEDK-110 with dual LED panel light kit ($375 from B&H Video)
•    Nikon D810 36.3-megapixel single lens reflex (manufactured 2014-2019; bought used, $590 on eBay)
•    Nikon Nikkor AF-S 105mm F2.8G ED VR Nano Micro (autofocus macro lens, $387 on eBay)
•    Hoya Alpha II CIR-PL 62mm polarization filter ($50, Samy’s Camera)
•    Linear polarizing gel, 6 mil, 19” x 12” ($36 from Kinetic Lighting, Glendale, CA)

Set up the copy stand so that the lights are on opposite sides pointing down at a 45-degree angle. Put polarizing gel over each light (if the gel came with a film on top, be sure to peel it off!). Darken your studio so that the only light comes from your two LED sources. With the camera mounted pointing down at a silvered photo, look through the viewfinder and twist the polarization filter until the silvering disappears.

The big advantage of this method is that it doesn’t so much treat the silvering as defeat it. The mirroring fades to nothing like magic and restores the rich, deep blacks that should have been there instead. The only disadvantage that you’re rephotographing a photograph, with the image passing through the multiple glass layers of a camera lens, which inevitably won’t produce results as sharp as a scanner with its tight focal plane and single layer of glass.

Harry Kenney, J.P. Arp, & John F. Gilbert


3)    CLEAN THE ORIGINAL

This may in fact be the best solution, but it’s too laborious for me to use it on the thousands of photos in this collection. If you only have a few photos to restore, though, this could be the ticket. Here’s a blog post by Rita Udina, paper & book conservator, summarizing a paper she wrote with two colleagues about silver mirroring and how it could be eliminated:

https://www.ritaudina.com/en/2018/10/14/silver-mirroring-removal-from-historical-photographs/?unapproved=4085&moderation-hash=c24f161082acde6e23f98fa859a91a1c#comment-4085

From her process description:

A cotton swab impregnated with tetrachloroethylene and a small amount of calcium carbonate is applied to the image layer in circular motions. A few minutes are allowed for the solution to neutralize the eventual acidity of the emulsion. The subsequent removal of the calcium carbonate with another swab with tetrachloroethylene, also eliminates silver mirroring, leaving the gelatin intact. At the same time, most of the mould is also eliminated and the effect of old fingermarks is also significantly reduced.

One of the cleaning components, Calcium Carbonate, is easy to procure (it’s a common health supplement). Tetrachloroethylene (PCE), on the other hand, is an environmental hazard and many toxicology agencies consider it a carcinogen. However, in the comment section of the blog a reader asks if sensor cleaning fluid could be used instead, and Rita says yes: “The solvent is just a vehicle to help the calcium action. As long as the solvent does not swell the gelatine, it should work fine.”

Here’s a list comparing the ingredients of three common cleaning fluids used in photography (information gleaned from their various safety data sheets):

  • Eclipse (lens cleaning fluid) = 90-99% methanol, 10-1% ethanol
  • Aeroclipse (digital sensor cleaning fluid) = 94-95% 1,1,2,2-Tetrafluoroethyl 2,2,2-Trifluoroethyl Ether, 5-6% unknown (trade secret)
  • PEC-12 (stain/marking/debris remover for silver-based photo emulsions) = 75-90% ethanol, 10-25% N-Butyl acetate


Eclipse is about $12.49/oz, Aeroclipse about $31.58/oz, and PEC-12 about $5.50/oz (pricing via eBay vendor clubsixteen). I decided to buy some PEC-12. On a clean surface I mixed a few drops of PEC-12 with a dusting of Calcium Carbonate to make a wet paste. I used this to scrub a photograph gently. Then I took a cotton rag daubed with PEC-12 and wiped the photo from edge to edge to remove the residue. This seemed to produce good results.

Restoring a photographic original by cleaning it, assuming it was effective, would of course be the best technique, since you’re curing the issue and not just treating it. However it’s the most dangerous, too, because you run the risk of destroying something unique. Luckily in my grandmother’s collection I often found up to five prints made from the same negative, so if I lost a Mario, I still had more guys left. Practice on photos you don’t need!


Saturday, December 14, 2024

Various Artists: That's The Way I Feel Now—A Tribute to Thelonious Monk

 









The first of producer Hal Willner's tribute compilations from the 1980s (to be followed by the Kurt Weill collection "Lost in the Stars" in 1985 and the Disney music collection "Stay Awake" in 1988). This double-LP contained 7 tracks not on the CD.

Bruce Fowler—Thelonious
NRBQ & The Whole Wheat Horns—Little Rootie Tootie
Donald Fagen & Steve Khan—Reflections
Dr. John—Blue Monk
The Carla Bley Band With Johnny Griffin—Misterioso
Barry Harris—Pannonica
Was (Not Was)—Ba-Lue-Bolivar-Ba-Lues-Are
Mark Bingham—Brilliant Corners
Steve Lacy & Charlie Rouse—Ask Me Now
Sharon Freeman—Monk's Mood
Todd Rundgren & Gary Windo—Four in One
Randy Weston—Functional
Steve Lacy & Elvin Jones—Evidence
John Zorn—Shuffle Boil
Terry Adams & Friends—In Walked Bud
Shockabilly—Criss Cross
Mark Bingham—Jackie-Ing
Joe Jackson—'Round Midnight
Bobby McFerrin & Bob Dorough—Friday the Thirteenth
Chris Spedding & Peter Frampton—Work
Steve Lacy—Gallop's Gallop
Steve Slagle, Dr. John, Steve Swallow & Ed Blackwell—Bye-Ya
Steve Lacy & Gil Evans—Bemsha Swing

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