Every time you pay your credit card bill in full, an angel cries

This country’s too expensive to live in unless you buy everything you need with money you don’t have. Yes, you need to buy things – and when you do, you need to pay them off slowly. Very slowly. Because if you pay off in full every month, we don’t make interest, and if we don’t make interest we go out of business, and you won’t have a Citi card anymore and THEN where will you be? In Winnetka, California, on Van Nuys Boulevard, inside an envelope made out of 200 square feet of Tyvek because you can’t afford to steal a car.

Citi. Because the country’s too expensive. (TM)